M&Ms are Inanimate Objects

My favorite colorful dessert table decoration also happens to be one of my favorite edible guilty pleasures.  Yes, those sinfully delish little mouthfuls of yum happen to be deceitful creatures filled with calories that I cannot afford!

I have had to convince myself many times that they do not speak to me from the pantry to remind me of their presence.  They are quiet when sealed, or when they're adding color and fun to my dessert table.  However, once the party is over and the guests have left, they get wrapped in a baggy and plopped into the abyss of the pantry closet.  It is then that they become imps and make their presence known to me.  I must confess--the ONLY solution my friends--is to toss them before a meltdown occurs and then the only choice would be to consume them!  Trust me…toss those buggers or you will suffer the carb hangover consequences.